[PLEASE NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN. It doesn't matter if it's true or not, it has Shura gagging. Or at least trying to gag, since she's suddenly getting punched in the tit by a stupid demon king. It's plenty of force to send her sprawling back on her ass, coughing and clutching at herself.]
Ow!
[Wheeze wheeze, hack hack. She was going to get off of him after a second?? No need to be rude like that! If it leaves a bruise, she's going to be so pissed.]
Oi, bastard, you don't gotta be that rough!
[She's human and doesn't have that entire healing factor anymore, okay??]
[THIS IS WHAT SHE GETS FOR TEASING INSTEAD OF MOVING get rekt Shura]
[The moment she's off, he rolls pathetically on to his side, suddenly dealing with varying degrees of pain and dizziness -- none of it pleasant. Who knew taking down a demon king would be so easy??]
You started it by shoving me! And to think-- you cheated after making a point to tell me not to! Which one of us here is supposed to be a demon!?
[--oops he'll make himself sad if he thinks about that question too hard.]
[What else was she supposed to do?? She gingerly rubs at her collar, trying to get a good look at herself. Red... just stay red and then calm down overnight. It'd all be okay, she wouldn't have to explain it to Rin later. It'd all be good.]
Cuz I thought y'were gonna cheat no matter wha' I said!
[Because he was a demon?? Come on, she knows how this goes!! Besides, she didn't say that shoving was cheating.]
If y'were more sober than me, than I shouldna been able t'knock you over so easy!
[Back to the point, he was more drunk than her, this proves it.]
Well, maybe if you had been a little observant at the Christmas Party, you'd already know I can't hold my liquor!
[YEAH OKAY HE ADMITS IT. Since he notably did not stand up again after a few cups of sake back then, instead poofing himself back home while Lightning snickered and grinned about it... since obviously Mr. Let's-be-friends-with-demons would know what a drunk demon looks like.]
[He finally pulls himself back up, standing with a bit of a wince. Maybe it's the pain affording him a moment of clarity, but-- this is pretty stupid, huh. And things probably aren't going to get any better the longer they're around one another while drunk, so--]
[He turns, waving a hand dismissively as he starts ambling down the hall in the opposite direction.]
I'm going to go find somewhere to sober up... do what you want.
Though Shura can't brag about her own tolerance, at least she didn't try faking being cool!! But she won't say anything as he drags himself up from the floor, only scowling down at her chest. It's for the best he's leaving, anyway. It wasn't like they got along well when they weren't purely doing business together. She just wants to sober up and get some ice for the bruise.
But she will flip him the bird once his back is to her. Cause she's going to get the last word in this!!]
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Ow!
[Wheeze wheeze, hack hack. She was going to get off of him after a second?? No need to be rude like that! If it leaves a bruise, she's going to be so pissed.]
Oi, bastard, you don't gotta be that rough!
[She's human and doesn't have that entire healing factor anymore, okay??]
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[The moment she's off, he rolls pathetically on to his side, suddenly dealing with varying degrees of pain and dizziness -- none of it pleasant. Who knew taking down a demon king would be so easy??]
You started it by shoving me! And to think-- you cheated after making a point to tell me not to! Which one of us here is supposed to be a demon!?
[--oops he'll make himself sad if he thinks about that question too hard.]
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Cuz I thought y'were gonna cheat no matter wha' I said!
[Because he was a demon?? Come on, she knows how this goes!! Besides, she didn't say that shoving was cheating.]
If y'were more sober than me, than I shouldna been able t'knock you over so easy!
[Back to the point, he was more drunk than her, this proves it.]
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[YEAH OKAY HE ADMITS IT. Since he notably did not stand up again after a few cups of sake back then, instead poofing himself back home while Lightning snickered and grinned about it... since obviously Mr. Let's-be-friends-with-demons would know what a drunk demon looks like.]
[He finally pulls himself back up, standing with a bit of a wince. Maybe it's the pain affording him a moment of clarity, but-- this is pretty stupid, huh. And things probably aren't going to get any better the longer they're around one another while drunk, so--]
[He turns, waving a hand dismissively as he starts ambling down the hall in the opposite direction.]
I'm going to go find somewhere to sober up... do what you want.
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Though Shura can't brag about her own tolerance, at least she didn't try faking being cool!! But she won't say anything as he drags himself up from the floor, only scowling down at her chest. It's for the best he's leaving, anyway. It wasn't like they got along well when they weren't purely doing business together. She just wants to sober up and get some ice for the bruise.
But she will flip him the bird once his back is to her. Cause she's going to get the last word in this!!]