[Well he could just avoid the bed forever!! but that would mean the dog wins. And that just can't happen.]
[But hey, he'll make it that far! The dog stays in place at the foot of the bed, even yawning as he curls up a little, suddenly acting all cute as if he weren't being a total asshole earlier.]
[He can go sleep on the couch... write a sternly worded letter to Darma demanding his full power set back so he doesn't have to sleep... there are options, but they all involve more work than sulkily rolling his eyes and shifting to lie down, wiggling his legs under the covers. Hrm.]
Well, don't expect some kind of affectionate good night.
[Aaaand he gets about halfway through that sentence before the dog casually stands and hops down off the bed and skips out of the room, completely hassle-free.]
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[He barks all cheerfully before hopping down to the foot of the bed, tail wagging. Totally not gonna try something as soon as he gets closer, nope.]
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Yeah, alright, he will. He'll come over and sit on the edge of the bed, if he makes it that far.]
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[But hey, he'll make it that far! The dog stays in place at the foot of the bed, even yawning as he curls up a little, suddenly acting all cute as if he weren't being a total asshole earlier.]
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Well, don't expect some kind of affectionate good night.
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[ :') ]
[Good night roomie]