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Mephisto "Too Kinky To Torture" Pheles ([personal profile] meinwaifu) wrote2016-09-18 06:58 pm
rhygret: (my son's a little...loud)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-19 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh man you have no idea how much Rhys is relieved to hear he'll have actual help on his shift with the increased workload. He is not the most physically fit dude and having to move box after box and supply crate after supply crate has really started to wind him after the first one

He's expecting someone like Magnus--big, burly, with muscle to spare. What he gets is...an...elf? He thinks? He's not the pointed hears, but it's the fist time he's seen one with facial hair and Rhys isn't sure what to make of his get-up.

He also definitely doesn't look strong, and after a moment of staring Rhys nods slowly. ]


Uhh...yeah. I'm Rhys. You're...help?
rhygret: (bros before bros)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-19 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The name does ping him a little--but oddly not because of the dog? But because hearing "Mephistopheles" broken up into two names sounds like some sort of really bad pun and he isn't sure if this guy is being serious with that.

But he did say Rhys's name right first-try. So. ]


Oh...uh, yeah no that sounds good. Did he fill you in on where to put stuff and what he wants moved yet?
rhygret: (Jack Pose)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-20 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...Well at least he called him "strapping." That's a compliment right? But Rhys totally sees what he's doing here and lifts a skeptical, suspicious brow. ]

Orrr could work both rooms together and help one another lift the heavy stuff.

[ YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED HOW WEAK THIS MAN IS MEPHISTO like it's embarrassing beyond all reason. ]
rhygret: (I am so smart it hurts)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-20 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hohooo, you are severely over-estimating my ability to move boxes here.

[ ...wait no he just insulted himself didn't he. WHATEVER ]

Let me tell you, carrying stuff? Not my strong suit. I will definitely lose that bet.
Edited 2017-09-20 01:11 (UTC)
rhygret: (confidence!! for no reason)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-20 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ He loves his appearance does that count ]

What, you have a trick knee or slipped disk you're not sharing? Because I suck at physical labour like...a lot.
rhygret: (I find you immensely attractive)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-20 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Don't thank me yet, seriously.

[ Rhys assumes Mephisto means...helping him with the crates? Or providing direction as his senior at this shop. It sounds weird to his ears but he's trying to rationalize here okay. He lifts a brow and looks appropriately skeptical as he trails along after the man. ]

Trust me. It'll go faster this way.
rhygret: (that sure did happen yup)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-20 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy shit.

[ No really, holy shit Mephisto just Merlin'd the shit out of those wares. Rhys could not stare harder, mouth agape in bewilderment as he watches as cabinets open and fill themselves with supplies, items sort and divvy without being touched, and the whole room just...comes together.

When Rhys turns to Mephisto it is with awe as he blurts out: ]


You...you use magic.

[ ACE DETECTIVE. ]
rhygret: (i too have weird hobbies)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-21 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Wh--no, yeah, sure of course, I get that.

[ no he doesn't, he's just excited to see magic and he's certain this guy must be some sort of wizard-elf now which is just....the coolest. Maybe this is like that one book series--the weird old man trains the lone nerd and he becomes the world's Hero and the archmage he was Destined To Be.

...Or it's just some guy who does magic working at a merchant's shop. Either way. ]


How did you--how do you do that?
rhygret: (my son's a little...loud)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-21 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
One of your other abilities....?

[ Nope, Rhys is totally lost there. But it does prompt him to turn and look around the room as if there's something he missed here. Nothing looks any more magical than the room setting itself up though, and Rhys turns back to Mephisto with a confused expression. ]

Is it here, or...what did I, did I miss it?
rhygret: (were you dropped on your head)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-21 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeaaahhh that grin Mephisto's wearing there isn't exactly comforting. Rhys is regretting having him for help a little now as he leans back. ]

My...dinner? What are you talking about, I didn't share it with anyone.

[ STILL HASN'T MADE THE CONNECTION HERE. Rhys is just stuck on the fact that he's incredibly certain he's never met this man before now and maybe that was a good thing ]
rhygret: (that sure did happen yup)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-22 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
What are you talking ab....

[ Wait, Rhys recognizes those polka dots. Rhys knows them, that little dog from before had a kerchief like that, the one he....fed..............

Rhys's jaw drops. ]


You're the dog?!

[ HE BELLYRUBBED A WIZARD WHILE USING A GOO-GOO VOICE?? ]
rhygret: (it's as weird as it looks)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-23 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Wh--but! You were--and you just ate my food??

[ Give him time to keep trying to wrap his head around this one Mephisto. His cute dog is actually a middle-aged elf wizard )'8 He knew it was too good to be true. ]

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