[Neither is Mephisto tbh, he almost appreciates the chance to bail. Especially since he doesn't need to sleep. But there's no reason for this guy to know that.]
And goodness, what sort of question is that? Just because I know a few magic spells doesn't meant I'm not human. [And since showing off is clearly his Thing, he snaps his fingers-- and suddenly his clothes are all clean and set right again?? Well, except his shirt is still open, but clearly that's just some fan service for Chuuya.]
Now then-- are you planning to spend the rest of the evening here on the floor, or shall I help you get cleaned up?
Well, there’s the whole pointy ears and fangs thing too.
[Chuuya shouldn’t be surprised at anything Johann (that’s gotta be a fake name) does, but he still blinks in confusion when the guy is suddenly clean and dressed again. That’s a neat trick, but it begs the question just who the hell he’d had sex with. Sure it was spectacular, but Chuuya has the distinct feeling that he’s gotten in over his head just a bit.
[This explanation literally explains nothing-- but he's gonna gloss over the topic anyway, shifting to get to his feet. Amazingly, he didn't throw out his back from being thrown into the floor! But seeing as it took being slammed into concrete hard enough to make an impact crater last time he threw it out, this was much easier to deal with.]
Ah, but I won't be working my magic on you for this. I told you I hadn't had my fill of you yet, didn't I? I'm a rather greedy man, you see...
[And with that, he just reaches down to scoop Chuuya up off the floor in true princess-carry style before whisking him off to the bathroom to play with him more... by grossly pampering him as he cleans him up and treats and wraps up anything that might still be bleeding. Which is probably a lot. Those nails and teeth are seriously no joke!]
[Of course, he'll be condescending about it the whole time and probably make no shortage of jokes about how easy this is since Chuuya is like a tiny little puppy dog-- but hopefully Chuuya's just too tired to give him too much trouble about it before Mephisto puts him to bed and leaves.]
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[Neither is Mephisto tbh, he almost appreciates the chance to bail. Especially since he doesn't need to sleep. But there's no reason for this guy to know that.]
And goodness, what sort of question is that? Just because I know a few magic spells doesn't meant I'm not human. [And since showing off is clearly his Thing, he snaps his fingers-- and suddenly his clothes are all clean and set right again?? Well, except his shirt is still open, but clearly that's just some fan service for Chuuya.]
Now then-- are you planning to spend the rest of the evening here on the floor, or shall I help you get cleaned up?
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[Chuuya shouldn’t be surprised at anything Johann (that’s gotta be a fake name) does, but he still blinks in confusion when the guy is suddenly clean and dressed again. That’s a neat trick, but it begs the question just who the hell he’d had sex with. Sure it was spectacular, but Chuuya has the distinct feeling that he’s gotten in over his head just a bit.
He shrugs.]
Sure. Work your magic.
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[This explanation literally explains nothing-- but he's gonna gloss over the topic anyway, shifting to get to his feet. Amazingly, he didn't throw out his back from being thrown into the floor! But seeing as it took being slammed into concrete hard enough to make an impact crater last time he threw it out, this was much easier to deal with.]
Ah, but I won't be working my magic on you for this. I told you I hadn't had my fill of you yet, didn't I? I'm a rather greedy man, you see...
[And with that, he just reaches down to scoop Chuuya up off the floor in true princess-carry style before whisking him off to the bathroom to play with him more... by grossly pampering him as he cleans him up and treats and wraps up anything that might still be bleeding. Which is probably a lot. Those nails and teeth are seriously no joke!]
[Of course, he'll be condescending about it the whole time and probably make no shortage of jokes about how easy this is since Chuuya is like a tiny little puppy dog-- but hopefully Chuuya's just too tired to give him too much trouble about it before Mephisto puts him to bed and leaves.]