Of course, of course! We can't have that... Mr. Claus.
[Any children young enough to believe in Santa should probably be like ten thousand feet away from these two right now -- especially given the look on Mephisto's face.]
[ What a good, moral and upright guy Mephisto is being! So understanding of the situation. Reinhardt is glad. He really doesn't want to traumatize any little ones (or not so little ones) that might see him and think he's the real deal. He's grateful that Mephisto is going to help him keep up the act, for at least as long as he's in the festive red suit. ]
Well, I know that bribes are generally a bad thing, but just this once, because I promise you something. [ But what to give the man who has everything? Well, other than to dip him like a lanky damsel and give him a hell of a kiss before slipping a small glass perfume bottle into his hands. ] ] Be careful with that. It's not cologne. It's the holy water I promise you way back when. [ Well, maybe not. It's water that Reinhardt believes with the whole of his being is holy enough to at least make the bad demons think twice. Probably, it's just water in a very nice container. ]
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Of course, of course! We can't have that... Mr. Claus.
[Any children young enough to believe in Santa should probably be like ten thousand feet away from these two right now -- especially given the look on Mephisto's face.]
But just what sort of gift do you have in mind?
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Well, I know that bribes are generally a bad thing, but just this once, because I promise you something. [ But what to give the man who has everything? Well, other than to dip him like a lanky damsel and give him a hell of a kiss before slipping a small glass perfume bottle into his hands. ] ] Be careful with that. It's not cologne. It's the holy water I promise you way back when. [ Well, maybe not. It's water that Reinhardt believes with the whole of his being is holy enough to at least make the bad demons think twice. Probably, it's just water in a very nice container. ]