[Ultimately, she gave him what he wanted, which was to react, and she hates it. If she was a better person, she'd try to ignore him, but really, that was just as much trouble.]

If ya'd listen to anything else, I wouldn't hafta to do it like that ♥

[There were, of course, other ways to get his attention, but that was the most preferable way with the best results so far. Then again, considering that he seemed to be just as inebriated as she was, if not more so, that might be the wrong position to take.]

Y'sure that you don't need a babysitter yourself, though? Seems like yer gettin' a little tipsy!