Now, now-- a magician never reveals his secrets.

[Yeah, that's right, he's a super cool elf magician. Clearly right up Rhys' alley.]

[But what might be more impressive is that he doesn't even look as though he's paying attention -- and yet everything is sorted and wrapped properly, packed into boxes and set into stacks to be carted to the back. He is paying attention of course, but he's pretty good at not showing it. Gotta look as cool as possible ok ok.]

But even this is only a fraction of what I'm capable of! Why, you've already seen one of my other abilities first hand, yes?